Friday, 30 September 2011

Effective Weight Loss

Step 1 - Find yourself a bottle of the strongest Listerine.

Step 2 - Gargle before every meal (or any time a binge is felt).

Step 3 - Eat.

Step 4 - Embrace the displeasure you taste at every bite.

If the minty after-taste hasn't altered the flavours of your food, the high alcohol content would have surely burnt a hole in your tongue and obliterate all possible taste senses.

That, my friends, is my secret...

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