Step 1 - Find yourself a bottle of the strongest Listerine.
Step 2 - Gargle before every meal (or any time a binge is felt).
Step 3 - Eat.
Step 4 - Embrace the displeasure you taste at every bite.
If the minty after-taste hasn't altered the flavours of your food, the high alcohol content would have surely burnt a hole in your tongue and obliterate all possible taste senses.
If the minty after-taste hasn't altered the flavours of your food, the high alcohol content would have surely burnt a hole in your tongue and obliterate all possible taste senses.
That, my friends, is my secret...
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