Tuesday, 15 November 2011

Certificate of Appreciation

Presented to,

"You know who you are"

for your tireless efforts and eventual success

in making me smile

T & C: The following document is only valid within 36 hours of acceptance. Further efforts are required in order to maintain current stature.

Monday, 14 November 2011


Was watching the Hairy Bikers carve a 1kg Prince Albert Fillet of Beef straight out of the oven when I had an inward shudder and mouthed 'That's so sexy'.

I need help.

Monday, 7 November 2011

Halloween marks the end of October and the beginning of sweet, sweet November!

Yes, I carved that on a single pumpkin the size of a 'sepak takraw' ball. Well, not so much carve as STAB with a blunt steak knife.

On a totally non-related matter, I have finally come to love my new tiny studio flat and it's starting to feel more homey. I was planning to have it decorated in a cosy, country cottage-styled theme; but that failed miserably as I tend to over-do on colours. So I suppose I'm stuck with the pre-teen slash crazy-hoarder look for the year.

Ze sofa bed & shelves

Ze flat-screen TV and steps to loft
Ze kitchenette

Ze window

Ze loft

Thursday, 3 November 2011


Sitting on the edge of my bed, eyes wild and heart pounding...
I am overwhelmed by desire...
for so many things!

I want a big, fat, juicy hunk....of steak!

I want sweet, juicy mussels!

I want a huge, not-so-sweet, spongy cake (all to myself)!

I want a fluffy, gentle golden retriever!

I want a bold, powerful Siberian husky!