It's about the trivial things I think of when strutting down the pedestrian paths of London on my very lonesome. I shall call this:
RULES IN THE UK THAT WILL NEVER APPLY IN MALAYSIA
When raining, seek shelter under a sufficiently large tree. You shall remain reasonably dry.
When raining, avoid trees to prevent getting even MORE drenched by gigantic ping pong sized rain drops. Also, under a tree, you may be struck by lightning.
(Kids are cautioned with this fact since primary school =D)